Time

Time is an illusion created by man

July 21, 2014 7:44 pm 7:44 pm

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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7:44 pm
evnw:

her

evnw:

her

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7:43 pm

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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7:43 pm

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7:43 pm

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

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July 20, 2014 2:05 pm

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

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1:59 pm
clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

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1:57 pm

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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1:56 pm

illkim:

When that song comes on in public only you know

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1:56 pm

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

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1:56 pm

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

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1:53 pm

hellstarfantasy:

?  ?  ?  COINCIDENCE  ?  ?  ?

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1:53 pm

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